Enough already.
Ninja diet a no oil plant-based food that eliminates dairy products, in combination with exercise, and stress management, can not only prevent heart disease, but may also reverse it.13,14 It is time to bring humanity back into health and.
The Diabetes Prevention Program proved that lifestyle changes are more powerful than drugs for preventing diabetes.And in 2006, PCRM’s research team showed that a plant-based diet was a powerful treatment for people with diabetes. Avoiding dairy products helped participants slim down, cut their blood sugars, and
reduce their need for medicines.
Ninja’s Guide for Healthy Living.
• Exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps.
Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes
and kicking joggers in the head.
Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes
and kicking joggers in the head.
• Laughter is medicine. Ninjas practice the art of inappropriate laughter. Laughing when hearing about cancer also shows the Ninja’s strength.
• Ninjas occasionally, without warning, stab friends with throwing stars. Life is random. Ninjas embrace this fact of life.
• Killing the wrong person happens. Ninjas know this. It’s useless to live in the past.
• Fiber in your diet is important. Ninjas eat the shirt off of a complete stranger’s back at least once a week.
• Sex is extremely important to one’s physical and mental health.
Ninjas therefore fantasize about sex two, three, maybe seven times a day.
Ninjas therefore fantasize about sex two, three, maybe seven times a day.
• Everyone knows yoga classes are filled with women.
Ninjas prove their strength and impress the ladies by killing the yoga instructor.
Ninjas prove their strength and impress the ladies by killing the yoga instructor.
• Samurais are the source of much stress for Ninjas. They think they’re soooooo cool with their armor and swords and those awesome helmets. It’s in a Ninja’s best interest not to think about such things.
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